You know there's all those drugs to make kids calm and well-behaved? Well how about a prescription drug for your baby to keep it from crying?
Is your infant crying more than fifteen minutes a day? Perhaps Junior is suffering from Infant Excess Dissatisfaction Syndrome. Quieteze is clinically proven to reduce outbursts by up to 80%. Side-effects may include stunted growth, brain damage, or digestion failure. Not tested on children under 3 weeks. Talk to your doctor.
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
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1 comment:
yeah man, i'd really much rather have a brain-dead, shrimp-ass baby who can't digest their food properly.
at least it doesn't cry!!
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